nothing can prepare you for it when it comes. not even preparation.
canniballergens: be on the look out for them, ridiculous as such a notion may seem
we may determine something is terribly wrong with our society if the influence of one intentionally gravel-voiced comedian leads to the consumption of unexpectedly large quantities of deliciously flavored gelatinous glop
on second-guessing reality in the face of an uncertain future
shoes purportedly manufactured in sweatshops are surprisingly lacking in longevity
there aren’t words to describe the rush of competitive sports
a lifetime of wisdom occasionally is the exact unit equivalent of a bucket of warm spit.
the necessary but high cost of learning the hard lesson of delayed gratification
on the inevitability of urban conflict
count on it.
men are from mars, women are from mars, but another place on mars that is different from the place where the men are from
free at last
on the sense that something big is happening right over your head and it involves phalanges
Quadrupedal considerations
Either the fabric of society is crumbling or someone was eating a granola bar while using this keyboard.
